Would you like to buy matching yellow sheets, Sir?

Passing by a small nearby mall in our car the other day, Jadon asked, "Daddy and Mommy, does 'Mattress Liquidators' mean they pee on the beds?"

I guess I could use the help...

As told to me by Jadon:

J:  do you know what I got for your birthday? A cellphone that does your homework for you

E:  I want to do my own homework...

(then after thinking about it a little)... Can it do my Chungdahm [writing composition class]?

A good friend wished me Happy Birthday today...

Twice today Jadon told me tongue-in-cheek, "You're mean!" when I played some little practical jokes on him:

1st when I alternately gunned and choked the throttle on our little "speedboat" while he was trying to pee into a plastic water bottle. 

2nd just now when I crept up behind him while he was falling asleep and stood over him in a menacing way, and startled him when he happened to open his eyes. 

My response to both?  "Just making memories, Son.  Making memories."

Happy April Fool's Day Jadon!