one of the (many) joys of being father to a boy

Jadon got up from bed not just a little while ago, & I happened to need to use the restroom too.  As we started whizzing into the toilet at nearly right angles to each other, Jadon declared, "Power-X... activate!"

This evening on a long car trip Mommy & I were doing fun math problems with Jadon. Here's one of Jadon's problems for us: "Every time you dust the chair, you get 15 lints. What do you get when you dust the chair 3 times?" "Atchoo! Atchoo! Atchoo!"